PLEASE HELP ME
Currently; Xena and skins.
Recently 20, and old.
A shitty student.
I play TRANSFORMICE like a boss.
I tumble like a bitch.
When I have assignments that are due, I pretty much will do anything except those.
Hence usually why you will all find me here.
I draw my own posts and label them as such.
the music you like is gay
I am well aware of the sexual orientation of my taste in music, thank you.
Just then I was listening to some sad ballads and other misc brood music I could find and then I was started pretending I was in an episode of something, and that I was a really young scientific engineer of some sort and my brain was so amazing I could calculate complex equations in under 5 seconds. I had a flashback of my really sad and pathetic life, people kept trying to kidnap me and use me to make smart people things and weapons. One time I when I was 14 I got kidnapped by the bad guys and they punched me in the face for my secrets. I caved and gave them the formula to make crystal meth. So that was fun. Anyway back in present I met this guy who was secretly trying to steal my secrets, and after we slept together I was having a shower and he emailed secret documents on my computer to himself and I was none the wiser.
The secret documents were a formula I was working on for a company I worked for; a new form of explosive material. So when a bunch of people got exploded somewhere, they were like, I ONLY KNOW ONE PERSON WHO COULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO DO SUCH A THING. DUN DUN DUN, Spoilers it’s me
And then I was like
OMG I SLEPT WITH THE GUY WHO MADE THE BOMB
NNNNNOOOOOOO
and before I knew it I was committing suicide in my own daydream to Jeff Buckley’s Hallelujah.
FUCK THIS NOISE MAN
Days passed without contemplating cutting out own heart: 0
I received a bunch of weird comics.
I’m not kidding you, this is page seven of one of them.
His girlfriend said “you know this is our three month anniversary.”
This was the frame that came after.
I wish I had tits.
(I already own a pair. After seeing some nice tits I meant to say “I wish I had nice tits.” at the time I didnt really notice it sounded so dumb. But damn.)
You’re making me all gooey.
(I meant this in a way like, you’re making my heart gooey.. Like making my heart melt. Or something like that.)
Yeah. I don’t even fucking know. I would have put more of the shit I say up, but right now this is all I have said recently that I regret.
But still, the second one was way awful so it counts as more than 10 quotes. :I
“Will you be my companion?”
blahblehblap
random bottles of fuck knows what
no idea how long they have been in the cabinet
Hardmode: finish both within 5 minutes of opening, by yourself, with no one to take you to hospital.
You wake up. Okay, today I’m gonna do so much work!
Just let me check my emails and facebook and tumblr messages, then I’ll get right to it.
Oh. It’s time to go to sleep again, already??????????
Why is nothing moving?
*pokes tumblr*
BROKED?
JESUS SHIT
I HATE EVERYTHING SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
cant stop
wont stop
never gonna stop
skins
fucking
fitch
FCFAKHAWKHDKHDAWKJDHMKAWDAWYUATUDTWAUD
dear god
